Lawyers tend to write with really complicated words in really long strange sentences with lots of commas and stuff. So we’re going to help you out! The text in red is NOT part of the contract but is there to summarize all that “boring stuff” that isn’t suppose to exist on BleepinJeep.com.
By using our Website, You agree to fully comply with and be bound by our Legal Terms. Please review them carefully. If You do not accept our Legal Terms, do not access and use our Website. If You have already accessed our Website and do not accept our Legal Terms, You should immediately discontinue use of our Website.
^These are the Terms, if you don’t agree then leave!
The terms “us” or “we” or “our” refers to BleepinJeep, the owner of the Website.
A “Visitor” is someone who merely browses our Website, but has not registered as Member.
A “Member” is an individual that has registered with us to use our Service.
A “User” or “You” is a collective identifier that refers to either a Visitor, a Member, or an individual making a Submission.
A “Submission” is Content being offered to the Website.
All text, information, graphics, audio, video, and data offered through our Website are collectively known as our “Content”.
Our “Service” represents the collective functionality and features as offered through our Website to our Members.
BleepinJeep grants You a non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to access and use our Website strictly in accordance with our Legal Terms. Your use of our Website is solely for the purposes stated within our Legal Terms; any other use is a violation of this license and will result in the revocation of Your membership.
^Don’t do illegal stuff!
Our Website may contain our service marks or trademarks as well as those of our affiliates or other companies, in the form of words, graphics, videos, text, and logos. Your use of our Website does not constitute any right or license for You to use such service marks/trademarks, without the prior written permission of the corresponding service mark/trademark owner. Our Website is also protected under international copyright laws. The copying, redistribution, use or publication by You of any portion of our Website is strictly prohibited. Your use of our Website does not grant You ownership rights of any kind in our Website.
BleepinJeep.com, BleepinJeep, and any and all other BleepinJeep logos, graphics, and text and service names are protected trademarks, registered trade names. Such Trademarks are not to be used in connection with or by any person, business, or any other entity not owned or operated by BleepinJeep, or in any way that may cause or means that may likely cause confusion among customers or in any manner that discredit or deprecate BleepinJeep. Any other logos, branding, ads, and trademarks appearing on the website that are not owned by BleepinJeep or property of the appropriate owner or owners who may or may not be in collaboration with, sponsored by, or affiliated with BleepinJeep.
^Don’t copy our stuff!
Content and Conduct
^Dont copy our stuff #2! It’s Illegal!
Submission Guidelines and Ownership
You may submit content to BleepinJeep such as videos, text, images, graphics, and comments. Understand That BleepinJeep does not guarantee any confidentiality to the content You submit. You shall be held solely responsible for the content You submit and the consequences of submitting and publishing Your work to BleepinJeep. Upon submitting, posting, or uploading user Submissions to the website, You are hereby agreeing to the Terms of Service and all BleepinJeep licensing terms. You warrant, represent, and confirm You own or have the necessary permission, rights, licenses, and consents to publish the content that You submit. You license to BleepinJeep all trademarks, copyright, patents, trade secrets, or other proprietary rights in and belonging to all such content submitted for publication agreeing to these Terms of Service.
BleepinJeep abides by Youtube Terms of Service and community guidelines and You therefore agree not to submit to BleepinJeep videos, content, or images that is contrary to the guidelines or Terms or to local, national, and international laws. These terms and laws may be updated at any time and it is up to You to read and understand the terms and laws, and to stay up to date. You also agree that content You submit to BleepinJeep does not contain any copyrighted material of a third party, or content that is owned or subject to third party rights, unless You have the rightful owners permission or are somehow legally entitled to publish the content and grant BleepinJeep the license rights herein. You agree and assert that for all Submissions You have model release and or permission or written consent for each identifiable person for each Submission and the rights to use the name and likeness for such persons. You also indicate and guarantee that any Submission does not and will not violate, infringe, breach (directly or indirectly) any rights of any entity or person, including without limitation any trade secret, publicity or privacy rights, intellectual property, trademarks, service marks, or copyright and will not require payments of use or any other associated costs by BleepinJeep, its affiliates, licensees, assignees, associates, and affiliated third parties. BleepinJeep does not endorse any content submitted to the website or any advice, recommendation, or opinion expressed within its content. BleepinJeep disclaims and any all liability in connection within content therein. BleepinJeep does not permit copyright infringement activities or infringement of intellectual property. BleepinJeep will remove all videos and content when notified of the infringement. BleepinJeep also may remove content without notice.
^When you submit stuff to our website, you pinky swear that you own it and that you’ll share it so we can use it for stuff… Don’t worry, the part where we pay you is below.
^We will pay you! 50% of the youtube money for the top 10 videos every month. And 50% of any money made from putting your video on any websites, news, or TV shows.
Notice of Copyright or Intellectual Property Infringement.
Please notify BleepinJeep if You believe any of Your intellectual property rights have been infringed by a User of the Site. Pursuant to Section 512 of the Copyright Revision Act, as enacted through the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (“DMCA”), BleepinJeep designates the following individual as its agent for receipt of notifications of claimed infringement: DCMAagent@bleepinJeep.com. To be effective the notification should include: (a) a physical or electronic signature of the person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of the right being infringed; (b) identification of the copyrighted work claimed to have been infringed, or if multiple copyrighted works at a single online site are covered by a single notification, a representative list of such works at the site; (c) identification of the material that is claimed to be infringing or to be the subject of infringing activity, and Information sufficient to permit us to locate the material; (d) information sufficient to allow us to contact the complaining party; (e) a statement that the complaining party has a good faith belief that use of the material in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright or intellectual property owner, agent, or the law; and (f) a statement that the information in the notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that the complaining party is authorized to act on behalf of the owner of the right being infringed. If You fail to comply with all of these requirements, Your DMCA notification may not be valid.
You acknowledge and agree that upon receipt and notice of a claim of infringement, we may immediately remove the identified materials from our site without liability, and the claims of the complaining party and party that originally posted the materials will be referred to the United States Copyright Office for adjudication as provided in the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.
If You believe that Your video has been removed in error, You may submit a counter-notification in compliance with DMCA. To be effective, the counter-notification must include: (a) Your physical or electronic signature, (b) identification of Your material that has been disabled, and the location of the material before it was removed, (c) a statement under penalty of perjury that You have a good faith belief that Your material was disabled as a result of mistake or mis-identification of the material, and (d) Your name, address, and telephone number, and a statement that says You consent to the jurisdiction of Federal District Court for the judicial district in which Your address is located (if in the United States), or if Your address is outside of the United States, for any judicial district in which the BleepinJeep may be found, and that You agree to accept service of process from the complaining party, or an agent of such person.
^ If someone has uploaded a video to us that you believe to be yours, please contact us!
Links to Other Websites
Our Website may contain links to third party websites. These links are provided solely as a convenience to You. By linking to these websites, we do not create or have an affiliation with, or sponsor such third party websites. The inclusion of links within our Website does not constitute any endorsement, guarantee, warranty, or recommendation of such third party websites. BleepinJeep has no control over the legal documents and privacy practices of third party websites; as such, You access any such third party websites at Your own risk.
^ If you leave the BleepinJeep website, then you’re on your own!
BleepinJeep reserves the right to change any and all Content and features of our Website, at any time without notice. While our Website is currently free to use, we may begin charging for use of all or part of its features at any time, without notice to You. Our Website may be temporarily unavailable from time to time for maintenance or other reasons. BleepinJeep assumes no responsibility for any error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, communications line failure, theft or destruction or unauthorized access to, or alteration of, Member Content. BleepinJeep is not responsible for any technical malfunction or other problems of any telephone network or service, computer systems, servers or providers, computer or mobile phone equipment, Website, failure of email or players on account of technical problems or traffic congestion on the Internet or any combination thereof, including injury or damage to anyone’s computer, mobile phone, or other hardware or Website, related to or resulting from using, uploading, or downloading materials in connection with our Website. Under no circumstances will BleepinJeep be responsible for any loss or damage, including any loss or damage or personal injury or death, resulting from anyone’s use of our Website, or for any interactions between Users of our Website, whether online or offline.
OUR WEBSITE IS PROVIDED “AS-IS,” “AS AVAILABLE,” WITH “ALL FAULTS”, AND ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, ARE DISCLAIMED (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE DISCLAIMER OF ANY IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE). OUR WEBSITE MAY CONTAIN BUGS, ERRORS, PROBLEMS OR OTHER LIMITATIONS. BleepinJeep, INCLUDING ALL OUR AFFILIATES, HAVE NO LIABILITY WHATSOEVER FOR YOUR USE OF OUR WEBSITE, OTHER THAN AS SPECIFIED IN OUR LEGAL TERMS. BleepinJeep CANNOT GUARANTEE AND DOES NOT PROMISE ANY SPECIFIC RESULTS FROM USE OF OUR WEBSITE. BleepinJeep DOES NOT REPRESENT OR WARRANT THAT OUR WEBSITE IS ACCURATE, COMPLETE, RELIABLE, CURRENT OR ERROR-FREE OR THAT IT IS FREE OF VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL COMPONENTS. THEREFORE, YOU SHOULD EXERCISE CAUTION IN THE USE AND DOWNLOADING OF ANY SUCH CONTENT AND USE INDUSTRY-RECOGNIZED PROGRAMS TO DETECT AND REMOVE VIRUSES. ALL RESPONSIBILITY OR LIABILITY FOR ANY DAMAGES CAUSED BY VIRUSES SOMEHOW ATTRIBUTED TO OUR WEBSITE IS DISCLAIMED. WITHOUT LIMITING THE FOREGOING, YOU UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT YOU USE OUR WEBSITE AT YOUR OWN RISK AND THAT YOU WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR USE THEREOF AND ANY DAMAGES TO YOU, YOUR MOBILE DEVICE OR COMPUTER SYSTEM, OR OTHER HARM OF ANY KIND THAT MAY RESULT. WE, AS WELL AS ALL OF OUR AFFILIATES, ARE NOT LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF INCOME, BUSINESS, PROFITS, LITIGATION, OR THE LIKE), WHETHER BASED ON BREACH OF CONTRACT, BREACH OF WARRANTY, TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE), PRODUCT LIABILITY OR OTHERWISE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. THE NEGATION AND LIMITATION OF DAMAGES SET FORTH ABOVE ARE FUNDAMENTAL ELEMENTS OF THE BASIS OF THE BARGAIN BETWEEN YOU AND BleepinJeep. OUR WEBSITE WOULD NOT BE PROVIDED WITHOUT SUCH LIMITATIONS. NO ADVICE OR INFORMATION, WHETHER ORAL OR WRITTEN, OBTAINED BY YOU FROM US THROUGH OUR WEBSITE SHALL CREATE ANY WARRANTY, REPRESENTATION OR GUARANTEE NOT EXPRESSLY STATED IN OUR LEGAL TERMS.
^We’re not perfect and sometimes we make mistakes, and sometimes other people make mistakes, so don’t hold it against us!
Limitation of Liability
BleepinJeep, as well as all our affiliates, shall not be liable for any loss, injury, claim, liability, or damage of any kind resulting in any way from (a) any errors in or omissions from our Website; (b) the unavailability or interruption of our Website; (c) Your use of our Website; or (d) any delay or failure in performance of our Website.
BleepinJeep AND ITS AFFILIATES ARE NOT LIABLE FOR THE ACTS, ERRORS, OMISSIONS, REPRESENTATIONS, WARRANTIES, BREACHES OR NEGLIGENCE OR FOR ANY PERSONAL INJURIES, DEATH, PROPERTY DAMAGE, OR OTHER DAMAGES OR EXPENSES RESULTING THEREFROM. BleepinJeep AND ITS AFFILIATES HAVE NO LIABILITY AND WILL MAKE NO WARRANTY, REFUND, OR OTHER RESTITUTION TO YOU WITH REGARDS TO OUR WEBSITE, OTHER THAN AS SPECIFIED HEREIN, FOR ANY REASON, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, DELAYS, CANCELLATIONS, STRIKES, GOVERNMENTAL ISSUES, OR FORCE MAJEURE.
IN NO EVENT WILL BleepinJeep OR ITS DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES OR AGENTS BE LIABLE TO YOU OR ANY THIRD PERSON FOR ANY INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, INCLUDING FOR ANY LOSSES ARISING FROM YOUR USE OF OUR WEBSITE, EVEN IF BleepinJeep IS AWARE OR HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. NOTWITHSTANDING ANYTHING TO THE CONTRARY CONTAINED HEREIN, BleepinJeep’S LIABILITY TO YOU FOR ANY CAUSE WHATSOEVER, AND REGARDLESS OF THE FORM OF THE ACTION, WILL AT ALL TIMES BE LIMITED TO YOUR CEASING USE OF OUR WEBSITE.
^If somehow you were to die while using our website, then we are not responsible for that!
Our Legal Terms shall be treated as though it were executed and performed in Tennessee, United States and shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Tennessee, United States without regard to conflict of law principles. In addition, You agree to submit to the personal jurisdiction and venue of such courts. Any cause of action by You with respect to our Website, must be instituted within one (1) year after the cause of action arose or be forever waived and barred. Should any part of our Legal Terms be held invalid or unenforceable, that portion shall be construed consistent with applicable law and the remaining portions shall remain in full force and effect. To the extent that any Content in our Website conflicts or is inconsistent with our Legal Terms, our Legal Terms shall take precedence. Our failure to enforce any provision of our Legal Terms shall not be deemed a waiver of such provision nor of the right to enforce such provision. The rights of BleepinJeep under our Legal Terms shall survive the termination of our Legal Terms.
^Even we don’t understand this part!